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Order questions, returns, restock nagging, wholesale enquiries or a prank story you think we need to hear. Fill in the form and we will get back to you, usually within 24 hours.
Email Us
The fastest way to reach us about an existing order. Include your order number and we will find it straight away.
Response Time
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Monday to Friday, excluding public holidays.
Fart Of The Month
Sending in a clip for the monthly feature? Put FART OF THE MONTH in your message with the link and your first name.
Full rules are on the Fart of the Month page.
