I Put The Art In Fart Painter Tee

Name: I Put The Art In Fart Painter Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 5787748_15114
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Some Of Us Are Simply Born Gifted

A gentle-looking painter with a very large perm stands at his easel, brush in hand, quietly working on a mountain landscape. Beside him, in big friendly letters, the words I PUT THE ART IN FART. He looks utterly serene. He has clearly made his peace with his gift.

Anyone can do this by accident. It takes a genuine craftsman to do it deliberately, with timing, with control, and with a sense of occasion. Volume, duration, tone, and the choice of exactly when to release the work into the world. These are not accidents. These are artistic decisions.

Black, calm, and deeply silly. Made for the friend who considers themselves a connoisseur, the dad who treats the living room as a studio, and anybody who genuinely believes their output deserves a gallery wall.

Specifications

Shirt color: Black
Front print: Cartoon painter at an easel painting a mountain landscape
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.