Breakin Hearts Rippin Farts Tee
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Bigfoot has spent decades avoiding cameras, dodging documentary crews and living his best life in the woods. Turns out he has been busy. This distressed eighties sunset print catches him mid legend, doing the two things he does best.
Retro Squatch Energy
Faded eighties colors, big sunset, and a Sasquatch with absolutely nothing to prove. It looks like it came off a van in 1987 and it has aged beautifully.
For Woods People And Wind Breakers
Camping trips, hiking groups, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone whose idea of nature includes clearing a tent.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
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