I Am Fartacus Tee
Behold the Fartan warrior. Undefeated in an enclosed space. Feared across the ancient world and the modern living room alike. One man stood up, claimed it in front of everyone, and history never recovered.
Ancient Rome Meets Modern Gas
Full gladiator styling for the caesar of farts. Wear it to a Mexican restaurant and let the prophecy fulfill itself over the course of the evening.
Legendary Gift Material
For the friend who treats it as a sport, keeps score, and has genuinely never lost.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
I Am Fartacus Tee
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