Old Fart Graphic Tee
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Two words. No explanation required. Earned over decades of complaining about the volume, falling asleep during movies and having very firm views on how things used to be done properly.
A Title, Not An Insult
Big, bold and readable from the other side of a backyard party. He will pretend to be offended for about four seconds and then wear it every weekend for a decade.
The Birthday Gift That Always Lands
Fiftieth birthdays, sixtieths, retirements, Father's Day and Christmas. Safe, funny, and impossible to get wrong.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.