Queen Of Farts Tee
Playing card royalty, reissued. She holds the title, she has never been challenged for it, and she is not remotely embarrassed about how she won. The crown was earned in a small room with the windows shut.
Adult Humor With A Card Deck Twist
Clean playing card layout, filthy punchline. It reads as a costume from across the room and as a confession up close.
Gag Gift Or Full Costume
Works as a Queen of Hearts costume that has gone badly wrong, a bachelorette party gift, or a birthday present for the woman who has stopped pretending.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
Queen Of Farts Tee
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