Largest Source Of Natural Gas Tee
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Forget the pipelines. Forget the reserves. The single largest source of natural gas on this planet is currently sitting on your couch, eating chips, and has just shifted position slightly. This shirt names them.
A World Record Nobody Wanted
Big fart cloud graphic, proper sarcastic bathroom humor, and a claim that becomes more convincing every hour you spend in the same room as them.
For Gassy Friends And Family
Ideal for the buddy who breaks wind like it is a personality trait, and for anyone who has ever had to open a window in winter.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.