I Love To Fart Tee
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Big red heart. Classic romantic layout. Completely the wrong word in the middle. It looks like a love letter from ten feet away and something very different once you are close enough to read it.
Romance, Ruined Beautifully
The heart does all the work of making people smile before they realize what they are actually looking at. Timing is everything and this shirt has it.
Valentine's Day Solved
For couples who stopped being polite to each other years ago and have been much happier since.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.