Dad The Man The Myth The Fart Machine Tee

Name: Dad The Man The Myth The Fart Machine Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 7014835_17700
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Every Family Has One, Yours Is Wearing This

A large bear in a blue shirt, gold chain, sunglasses and a wristwatch, holding a drink and standing in front of a bank of flowers like he owns the garden. DAD across the top, and underneath, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE FART MACHINE. The bear has the exact facial expression of a man who has never once apologized.

The dad fart is its own category. It arrives without warning, usually while he is standing in the kitchen doorway, and it is always followed by a completely straight face and a comment about something unrelated. Nobody in the family acknowledges it any more. That stopped working years ago.

Moss green and built like the man himself. This is the Father's Day gift that gets an actual laugh instead of a polite thank you, and he will wear it to a barbecue within the week.

Specifications

Shirt color: Moss Green
Front print: Cartoon bear dad in sunglasses holding a drink
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.