Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily Cat Tee

Name: Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily Cat Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 2775059_17700
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

A Formal Warning To Everyone Behind You

The cat on this shirt has just been startled, and it shows. Eyes enormous, mouth wide open, back legs launched off the ground, and a green cloud already deploying behind it like a rocket booster. It is the single most accurate drawing of a jump scare ever committed to fabric.

Some people have a startle reflex that runs through their hands. Others have one that runs somewhere considerably less convenient. If you are the second kind, you already know that a sudden loud noise, a door slamming, or a friend leaping out from behind a corner does not just make you jump. It makes an announcement.

Consider this shirt a liability waiver. You warned them. It was printed in large letters on your chest. Whatever happens next is legally their fault, and the cat is your witness.

Specifications

Shirt color: Moss Green
Front print: Startled cat mid-jump with a green cloud behind it
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.