FartMart Fart Association Crest Tee

Name: FartMart Fart Association Crest Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 5301158_15114
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Membership Is Automatic, You Just Have To Admit It

A full ceremonial crest. Gold laurel wreath, blue medallion, a grinning masked superhero in the centre with F.A. on his chest, and a ribbon banner underneath carrying the three founding values: HONOR, PRIDE, GAS. It has the visual seriousness of a century-old institution and the subject matter of a nine year old.

Every organization needs a coat of arms. This one represents the largest membership body on earth, since the qualifying criteria are simply being alive and having a digestive system. There are no meetings, no fees and no application form. There is only the crest, and the quiet understanding between members.

Black, gold and unnecessarily official. This is the flagship shirt of the whole range, and the one to buy if you want a design that looks like it belongs to something rather than just shouting a joke at people.

Specifications

Shirt color: Black
Front print: Gold laurel crest with a masked superhero and HONOR PRIDE GAS banner
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.