Fart Loading 78 Percent Tee

Name: Fart Loading 78 Percent Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 5134917_15114
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

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A progress bar frozen at 78 percent, glowing green, with the words PLEASE WAIT underneath. Anyone who has ever stared at a spinning wheel knows exactly what this feels like. The difference is that this particular download cannot be cancelled, cannot be paused, and absolutely cannot be minimized while you finish your meeting.

The genius of it is the 78 percent. Not 20, where you could still walk it off. Not 99, where it is already over. Seventy-eight is the exact percentage where you sit very still, make no sudden movements, and start quietly calculating the distance to the nearest door.

Perfect for office workers, gamers, anyone with a long commute, and every person who has ever said the words give me a minute through gritted teeth. The bar never fills. That is the joke, and it works every single time.

Specifications

Shirt color: Black
Front print: Green loading bar stuck at 78 percent
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99

All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.