50-Sound Remote Fart Machine

The Fart Machine That Never Runs Out of Material

Somewhere in a lab, a team of very serious engineers sat down and asked themselves one question: "How many different ways can a fart sound?" The answer, apparently, is fifty. This little remote-control speaker holds an entire greatest-hits album of toots, rips, squeakers, and room-clearers, and it will happily deploy any one of them the second you press the button, from up to 10 meters away. That's far enough to sit across the dinner table, look your victim dead in the eye, and still get away with it.

The unit itself is small enough to vanish under a couch cushion, tape behind a picture frame, or tuck into a desk drawer where nobody will think to look until it's too late. Set it up before guests arrive, before your coworker sits down for their 9am meeting, or before Grandma settles into her recliner for Thanksgiving dinner, then sit back and let the chaos write itself. Nobody ever suspects the couch.

It's the gift that keeps on giving, mostly because the person receiving it will be using it on everyone else for months. Birthdays, White Elephant swaps, Christmas stockings, Halloween party favors - wherever a room full of people needs to be startled into laughter, this thing earns its keep.

Specifications

• Material: Plastic
• Size: 6.8 x 2.6 cm
• Color: Silver
• Power: 3 x AAA batteries (not included)
• Remote range: Up to 10 meters
• Includes: 1 x Fart Machine, 1 x Remote Control (button battery included)