Remote Control Fart Machine

Name: Remote Control Fart Machine
Brand: FARTMART
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$19.95

The Perfect Crime Has No Fingerprints

Somewhere in the history of office pranks, someone invented the ultimate alibi: a fart machine you can trigger from clear across the room. Tuck this little speaker under a coworker's desk, behind the couch cushions at family dinner, or inside a bathroom stall, then sit back with the wireless remote in your pocket and watch total strangers get blamed for a crime they didn't commit.

The sound effects are disturbingly convincing, ranging from polite little toots to room-clearing blasts, and you control every one of them from a safe, innocent-looking distance. Nobody suspects the person calmly sipping coffee three desks away. That's the beauty of it.

Built from tough ABS plastic, this thing is made to survive a long career of chaos. One button, zero setup, and an unlimited supply of "wasn't me" faces. Whether it's April Fools', a family reunion, or just a random Tuesday that needs some excitement, this is the gag gift that keeps on giving.

Specifications

Material: ABS
Power: Requires 4 x batteries (not included)
Includes: 1 x fart machine speaker, 1 x wireless remote

Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99

All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.