Fart Survival Kit Tin

For When Your Body Writes a Check Your Butt Can't Cash

Every friend group has that one person who blames the dog even when there is no dog. This is their emergency response kit, packed into a collectible tin with full graphic branding that looks a little too official for what it actually contains. Inside: wet wipes, folded tissues, and an illustrated "Shart Control Protocol" card that walks through the whole embarrassing procedure with a straight face.

Here's the twist - it's built entirely as a joke, but the wipes and tissues are genuinely usable, alcohol and fragrance-free, and small enough to actually live in a glovebox, desk drawer, or backpack pocket without anyone questioning why it's there. Function meets fart joke, which is rarer than you'd think.

Perfect for white elephant swaps, road trip survival bags, bachelor party goodie piles, or just handing to the friend who needs to be gently, publicly called out. They'll laugh, then quietly keep it in the car forever.

Specifications

• Color: Green
• Contains: Wet wipes, folded tissues, instruction card
• Wipes: Alcohol and fragrance-free
• Packaging: Reusable metal tin
• Includes: 1 x Fart Survival Kit Tin