Sassy And Gassy Flamingo Tee

Name: Sassy And Gassy Flamingo Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 7168379_15186
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Pink On The Outside, Absolute Chaos Inside

A flamingo in black sunglasses, standing on one leg with total composure, while a green cloud erupts from the other end in a burst of yellow splatter. Elegant posture, catastrophic output. SASSY on one line, GASSY on the next, in soft pink bubble letters that could not possibly prepare you for what they are describing.

This is the exact energy of a person who looks completely put together and is a menace behind closed doors. Manicured, well dressed, excellent hair, and capable of clearing a hotel room in under four seconds. The sunglasses stay on the whole time. That is the important part.

Violet, loud, and extremely pleased with itself. Ideal for group holidays, bachelorette weekends, brunch, and anyone whose personality has two very different settings.

Specifications

Shirt color: Violet
Front print: Flamingo in sunglasses with a green cloud burst
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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