Flying Poop Finger Slingshots 12-Pack
Weaponized Nonsense, Now in a 12-Pack
Stretch it back, aim at a wall, a door, or an unsuspecting sibling's general direction, and let a squishy little poop go flying across the room. It sails, it sticks, it lands with a satisfying splat that isn't really a splat, and it gets a laugh out of literally everyone in the room, every single time, no matter how many times you've already done it.
Each piece is made from soft, stretchy material built to survive round after round of launching, whether that means bouncing off a whiteboard, sailing across a classroom during recess, or ending an argument about who has better aim. They're washable and reusable, so nothing here is a one-shot joke, and the pack comes with a full dozen, each sporting its own goofy little expression.
Great as party favors, goodie bag stuffers, classroom prizes, or just a stash to keep around for whenever a room needs a little chaos. Fun for kids, somehow even more fun for the adults supervising them.
Specifications
- Material: TPR (thermoplastic rubber)
- Includes: 12 x poop finger slingshot toys
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
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