FartMart Gas Station Tee

Name: FartMart Gas Station Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 6458134_15124
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Full Service, No Waiting

A caped superhero in blue and red leans casually against a vintage red fuel pump, one hand on his hip, a small green cloud drifting past. FARTMART GAS STATION arcs across the top in orange and blue, and at the bottom sits the tagline: FILL UP. LET IT OUT.

It is the complete business model on one shirt. You put things in, your body processes them for a while, and then it delivers. No appointment necessary, open twenty four hours, and the service is provided whether or not anyone in the vicinity has requested it.

White, bright, and genuinely one of the best pieces of artwork in the range. This is the house shirt, the one for people who want the brand on their chest rather than just the punchline.

Specifications

Shirt color: White
Front print: Superhero leaning on a vintage red fuel pump
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99

All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.