Never Trust A Fart Superhero Tee

Name: Never Trust A Fart Superhero Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 4114708_15114
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

The Hero Who Learned The Hard Way

Here is a grown man in a cape and cowboy boots, sitting on a toilet, calmly reading a newspaper called the DAILY TOOT while a green cloud fills the room around him. He has clearly been through something. The eyes behind those goggles have seen things. And the caption underneath is the only piece of advice he has left to give the world: never trust a fart.

Everyone learns this lesson eventually. There is always one that feels routine, one that feels safe, one you would bet money on. Then physics gets involved and suddenly you are walking very slowly toward a bathroom with a completely blank expression on your face. This shirt is for the people who already know, and a public service announcement for the ones who do not yet.

Wear it to the gym, wear it on a long drive, wear it to any event where you will be more than four minutes from a bathroom. It is a warning label for your entire torso, and it doubles as the greatest excuse ever printed on cotton.

Specifications

Shirt color: Black
Front print: Caped hero on a toilet reading the Daily Toot
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.