Fart Loading Funny T-Shirt
The Shirt That Says What Everyone's Thinking
Somewhere between "casual t-shirt" and "public service announcement" sits this graphic tee, proudly displaying a mid-load "Fart Loading" progress bar with a cheeky "Please wait..." underneath. It's the shirt equivalent of that awkward silence right before someone excuses themselves from the room, worn loud and proud instead of hidden in shame.
It's built for the people who never quite grew out of bathroom humor and honestly never wanted to. Dads who drop the joke at every family dinner, husbands who think the buffering wheel is the height of comedy, brothers who will absolutely wear this to Thanksgiving just to watch Mom sigh. Slide it on for a birthday, Father's Day, a White Elephant exchange, or a random Tuesday when someone in the group chat needs cheering up.
Underneath the joke is an actually decent t-shirt: soft, breathable cotton-blend fabric in a classic crew neck and regular fit that holds up wash after wash, so the progress bar keeps loading long after the first laugh. Available in multiple colors and progress-bar styles, because even a fart joke deserves a little variety.
Specifications
- Fit: Regular, true to size
- Sleeve: Short sleeve
- Neckline: Crew neck
- Sizes: XXS through 4XL
- Care: Machine washable, tumble dry low
- Includes: 1 x T-Shirt
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.