Remote Control Fart Poop Toy
Behold: The Poop That Drives Better Than You
Somewhere, a toy designer looked at a regular plastic poop emoji and thought "this needs wheels." The result is this unapologetically ridiculous little guy: a remote-controlled turd that zooms across tables, floors, and unsuspecting laps, spins in a full circle like it owns the place, and lets out a triumphant fart honk whenever you mash the button.
Set it loose at a party and watch grown adults shriek and scatter. Slide it under the door during game night. Park it on someone's chair right before they sit down. It is chaos on wheels, and the fact that it is shaped like poop only makes the whole thing funnier.
Built from tough molded plastic so it survives crash landings, coffee table collisions, and repeated deployment, this is the kind of gag gift that turns "who did this" into the best party story of the year.
Specifications
- Material: Plastic
- Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 10 cm (5.5 x 5.5 x 3.9 in)
- Power: Requires 2 x AAA batteries (not included)
- Recommended age: 6+
- Includes: 1 x Remote control fart poop toy
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.