Official Old Fart Legend Tee

Name: Official Old Fart Legend Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 9606852_15176
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Retired From Work, Not From This

A silver-moustached gentleman in a LEGEND cap and sunglasses, fully reclined in a brown armchair with a drink in his hand and a green cloud rising behind him. OFFICIAL OLD FART across the middle, and underneath, on a ribbon banner, the four best words in the range: STILL BLOWING STRONG.

Age brings wisdom, patience, perspective, and a complete collapse of any interest in what other people think. He no longer leaves the room. He no longer explains. If anything he has started announcing them in advance, with a small nod, so everyone has fair warning and can make their own arrangements.

Grey and comfortable, which is on brand. This is the retirement gift, the sixtieth birthday gift, and the grandad gift all at once. He will wear it constantly and he will bring it up in conversation unprompted.

Specifications

Shirt color: Grey
Front print: Older man in a LEGEND cap reclining in an armchair
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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