Professional Farter Licensed Gas Engineer Tee

Name: Professional Farter Licensed Gas Engineer Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 4871235_15124
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Credentials Nobody Asked To See

A laminated ID badge hanging from a lanyard, complete with a photo of a slightly smug character in a cap and sunglasses, and the job title underneath: LICENSED GAS ENGINEER. Above it, in large letters, PROFESSIONAL FARTER. A green cloud drifts beside the badge, presumably as proof of qualification.

Amateurs do this for free. A professional treats it as a trade. There is training involved, years of it, plus an instinct for timing that simply cannot be taught. The badge is not for you. The badge is for everyone else, so they understand that what is about to happen is being carried out by a qualified individual.

White, crisp, and looks almost credible from a distance, which is the entire joke. Perfect for actual gas engineers, plumbers, tradesmen, and any office worker who wants to escalate the situation considerably.

Specifications

Shirt color: White
Front print: Laminated ID badge on a lanyard reading Licensed Gas Engineer
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.