Queen Of Farts Throne Tee
Long May She Reign, Open A Window
Gold crown, purple gown, red velvet throne, and a green cloud rising behind her like it belongs in the royal portrait. She is not hiding it behind a fan. She is not blaming a corgi. She is sitting on her throne in full regalia and letting the kingdom deal with it.
Every friendship group, every family and every office has a queen. She holds court, she runs the group chat, she decides where everyone is eating, and she has absolutely no shame about any bodily function whatsoever. Attempting to embarrass her is a strategy that has never once worked.
Blossom pink and completely unbothered. Give it to the loudest woman you love, the one who genuinely cannot be shamed, and watch her wear it to brunch like it is a coronation gown.
Specifications
- Shirt color: Blossom Pink
- Front print: Crowned queen on a red velvet throne with a green cloud
- Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
- Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
- Fit: Relaxed unisex
- Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
- Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
- Sizes: S to 4XL
- Includes: 1 x T-Shirt
Size Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve center back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
Queen Of Farts Throne Tee
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