Sometimes I Just Be Fartin' Penguin Tee

Name: Sometimes I Just Be Fartin' Penguin Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 3714409_17648
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

No Reason, No Warning, No Apology

A penguin in a FARTMART cap and blue mirrored sunglasses, arms out, completely relaxed, with a green cloud drifting off to one side. He is not embarrassed. He is not explaining himself. He is just a guy who sometimes be fartin, and he has made his peace with it.

There is no story here. No spicy meal the night before, no dodgy gas station burrito, no medical condition. Sometimes there is simply no cause at all. Your body just decides that now is the moment, gives you no advance notice, and moves on with its day as if nothing happened.

This is the most relaxed shirt in the entire range. Chambray blue, easy-going, and philosophically unbothered. Ideal for anyone whose entire personal defence is a shrug.

Specifications

Shirt color: Chambray Blue
Front print: Penguin in a FARTMART cap and sunglasses
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.