Squat Now Fart Later Gym Tee

Name: Squat Now Fart Later Gym Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 8738913_15114
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Leg Day Has Consequences

A cartoon lifter in a red bandana, sunglasses on, deep in the bottom of a heavy squat, with a green cloud escaping at exactly the worst possible moment. SQUAT NOW at the top, FART LATER at the bottom. Anyone who has ever gone below parallel with a loaded bar knows this is not a joke. This is documentary footage.

There is a specific point in a heavy set where your body decides it has more pressing priorities than your dignity. You are focused, the form is good, the bar is moving, and then your core makes a decision you were not consulted on. The rep still counts. You just have to live with how you earned it.

Made for gym regulars, powerlifters, CrossFit people and anyone whose training partner has learned to stand slightly off to one side. Wear it to the squat rack and let everyone know exactly what they are standing near.

Specifications

Shirt color: Black
Front print: Cartoon weightlifter squatting with a barbell and a green cloud
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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