Talk Behind Your Back Donkey Tee

Name: Talk Behind Your Back Donkey Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 3096217_16523
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

The Only Comeback That Always Lands

A donkey in sunglasses, standing there completely unbothered, firing a green cloud out behind it. The caption reads IF THEY TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK, and then, in enormous letters, FART. It is the shortest and most effective piece of life advice ever printed on a shirt.

You cannot out-argue gossip. You cannot reason with it, you cannot outrun it, and getting upset about it only feeds it. What you can do is turn around slowly, make a small contribution to the atmosphere, and walk away while the conversation resolves itself. Nobody has ever continued talking about someone under those conditions.

Ivory, clean, and calm looking, right up until anyone actually reads it. Perfect for the office, family gatherings, and any environment where people are being weird behind your back and you have decided to handle it your own way.

Specifications

Shirt color: Ivory
Front print: Sunglasses-wearing donkey firing a green cloud
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.