This Girl Loves To Fart Unicorn Tee

Name: This Girl Loves To Fart Unicorn Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 3148653_16541
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

Magical, Majestic, Absolutely Rancid

Unicorns are supposed to be delicate creatures who leave trails of glitter and rainbows behind them. This one wears sunglasses, has a rainbow mane, and leaves behind a green cloud roughly the size of her own body. She is not sorry. She is not going to be sorry. She has never once been sorry.

This is the tee for the woman who refuses to keep up the polite fiction. Somewhere along the line the world decided that girls do not do this, and she decided the world was wrong and slightly ridiculous for suggesting it. Now the shirt says it out loud so she does not have to.

Hand it to the friend who has never held one in during a movie, the sister who clears rooms, or the bridesmaid who thinks she is being subtle. Blossom pink, cheerful as anything, and completely honest about what is happening.

Specifications

Shirt color: Blossom Pink
Front print: Sunglasses-wearing unicorn with a rainbow mane and a green cloud
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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