This Guy Loves To Fart Flexing Tee

Name: This Guy Loves To Fart Flexing Tee
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 6295800_15181
Price: 29.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.95

He Is Not Hiding It, He Is Flexing About It

Double biceps pose, sunglasses on, enormous grin, sparkles going off around him like he has just won something. THIS GUY at the top, LOVES TO FART at the bottom, with an arrow that may as well be pointing at whoever is wearing it. There is no ambiguity in this design at all.

Some people apologise. Some people blame the chair. This guy treats it as a personal achievement, announces it in advance, and then poses. He has never once left a room because of something he did. He has, on many occasions, made other people leave a room.

True navy, bold, and impossible to misread from across a car park. Buy it for the friend whose whole personality is this, or for yourself if you have simply stopped pretending.

Specifications

Shirt color: True Navy
Front print: Flexing cartoon guy in sunglasses with sparkles
Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
Fit: Relaxed unisex
Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
Sizes: S to 4XL
Includes: 1 x T-Shirt

Size Guide

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve center back (in)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

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All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.