World's Greatest Farter Trophy Tee
Somebody Had To Win It
A gold trophy, a laurel wreath, a number one, and a ribbon banner that reads FARTER. It has all the visual dignity of a genuine championship award, right up until you read the word at the bottom. Then it becomes the funniest trophy anyone has ever been handed.
This is the shirt for the person in the family who has quietly dominated this category for years without ever being formally recognized for it. No ceremony, no acceptance speech, no engraved plaque on the mantelpiece. Just decades of consistent, undeniable, room-emptying excellence. Today that ends.
It also works as the world's best deliberate typo gift. Buy it for a father, hand it over on Father's Day, and let him read the word twice before his face changes. The joke lands in about a second and a half, and it keeps landing every time he puts the shirt on.
Specifications
- Shirt color: Black
- Front print: Gold number one trophy with a laurel wreath and FARTER banner
- Back print: FARTMART logo with green cloud
- Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel
- Fit: Relaxed unisex
- Collar: 7/8" double-needle topstitched
- Construction: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems
- Sizes: S to 4XL
- Includes: 1 x T-Shirt
Size Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve center back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.