Custom Photo Fart Pillow
Immortalize Their Most Embarrassing Sound in Plush Form
Somebody in your life has a laugh, a face, or a "was that you?" moment that deserves to live forever. Send us their photo and we'll print it straight onto a squishy, 3D-shaped body caught mid-fart, cartoon cloud and all, so they can never again claim it wasn't them. It's the kind of gift that gets photographed, texted to the group chat, and propped on a shelf for years of slow-burn embarrassment.
Every pillow is made to order, which means no two ever look quite the same and yours will be uniquely, personally humiliating in the best way. Pick from six sizes, whether you want a tiny desk-buddy version to haunt someone's cubicle or a full body pillow big enough to actually hug at 2am. Either way, it's soft, huggable, and shockingly well-made for something built entirely around a fart joke.
This one earns its spot on the shelf of "gifts people actually keep." Birthdays, anniversaries, white elephant swaps, or just because someone needs to be reminded of that one time - the plush never lets them forget.
Specifications
- Personalization: Customer-uploaded photo, printed on the face
- Material: Soft plush shell with polyester fiber fill
- Shape: 3D contoured body cutout, not a flat panel
- Sizes: 10 cm, 20 cm, 30 cm, 40 cm, 50 cm, 60 cm (measured height)
- Care: Spot clean only
- Includes: 1 x Custom Photo Pillow
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.