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The nicest-looking gift box hiding the worst possible surprise. Every gag gift needs good staging,...

Please Wait, Do Not Close This Window A progress bar frozen at 78 percent, glowing...

The Shirt That Says What Everyone's Thinking Somewhere between "casual t-shirt" and "public service announcement"...

One Spray, Zero Alibi This is not a subtle product. It is a tiny 50ml...

Warning: Contents May Clear a Room in Seconds Somewhere between "innocent little spray bottle" and...

For When Your Body Writes a Check Your Butt Can't Cash Every friend group has...

One Breath Away From Total Chaos No batteries, no charging, no setup instructions required -...

Santa's Naughty List Just Got Bubbly Somebody decided the holidays needed more bubbles and slightly...

Membership Is Automatic, You Just Have To Admit It A full ceremonial crest. Gold laurel...

Full Service, No Waiting A caped superhero in blue and red leans casually against a...

Two big yellow arches. Except they are not arches. Somebody looked at the most recognized...

Weaponized Nonsense, Now in a 12-Pack Stretch it back, aim at a wall, a door,...