Fast Food Butt Cheeks Tee
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Two big yellow arches. Except they are not arches. Somebody looked at the most recognized logo on earth, tilted their head, and ruined it forever for everybody else. Now it is on a shirt, and there is no unseeing it.
Dark Humor, Golden Colors
Bold, instantly readable and completely indefensible. This is the shirt for people who like their jokes served hot, fast and slightly wrong.
An Inappropriate Gift For Any Occasion
Secret Santa, bachelor weekends, and coworkers who have never once reported anybody to HR. Handle it with the seriousness it deserves, which is none.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.