World's Greatest Father Mug
He'll Never Read the Fine Print the Same Way Again
From a distance it's a perfectly respectable "World's Greatest Father" mug, the kind of thing you'd find on any dad's desk next to a stapler and a stress ball. Get closer and the truth comes out - "Farter" crossed out and swapped for "Father," a switch so simple it somehow gets funnier every single morning he uses it.
It's a full-size 11 oz ceramic mug that holds a real cup of coffee, not a novelty shot glass pretending to be useful, and the print shows on both sides so the joke lands no matter which way he's holding it - assuming he's even noticed yet. Dishwasher and microwave safe, so it survives the office kitchen and the family one just fine.
Hand it over on Father's Day, his birthday, or completely out of nowhere on a random Tuesday. The confused laugh he gives you the first time he actually reads it is worth the price alone, and it only gets better every refill after that.
Specifications
- Capacity: 11 oz (330 ml)
- Material: Ceramic
- Color: White with black and red print
- Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Includes: 1 x Mug
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.