Middle Finger Projector LED Keychain
The Most Honest Nightlight You'll Ever Own
Some people carry pepper spray for protection. You're about to carry a tiny beam of pure disrespect, projected in crisp glowing silhouette onto any wall, ceiling, or unsuspecting garage door within range. One click and the message is unmistakable, no words required, no translation needed, understood in every language on Earth.
Clip it to your keys, your backpack, or the zipper of whatever bag you're hauling your problems around in, and you're never more than a button-press away from settling an argument, greeting a roommate, or lighting up the ceiling above a sleeping friend's face at 2am. It's small enough to disappear in your palm and bright enough to make its point from across a parking lot.
The batteries are already loaded, so there's no waiting around to start being petty. Just find a dark surface, aim, and let the little guy do the talking.
Specifications
- Power: 4 x LR41 button cell batteries, included and replaceable
- Attachment: keyring clip
- Includes: 1 x LED projector keychain
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
Middle Finger Projector LED Keychain
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