Old Fart Funny Birthday Card

Name: Old Fart Funny Birthday Card
Brand: FARTMART
SKU: 14:202422806#Card and envelope;5:361386#2 set
Price: 8.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$8.95

The Card That Says What Everyone Else Was Too Polite to Mention

Somebody just crossed into "certified old fart" territory and this card is here to make sure they know it. No soft watercolor flowers, no gentle "another year older" euphemisms - just a bold punchline that lands the second the envelope opens, the kind of card that gets read out loud at the party whether the birthday person wants it to or not.

It's built for the friend, sibling, or coworker who can take a joke and would honestly be a little offended if you sent them something sincere instead. The inside is left blank so you can add your own personal roast, and it comes with a matching envelope because even a rude card deserves to look presentable in the mailbox.

Perfect for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill parties, or just reminding someone weekly that time is undefeated. Grab a multi-pack and you'll never be caught without ammunition for the next birthday on the calendar.

Specifications

Material: Paper cardstock
Occasion: Birthday
Includes: 1 x Card and Envelope (per set selected)

Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99

All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.