Gay Cruise Prank Package with Tickets

Regular price $24.95
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Congratulations, You're Going on a Cruise (You Are Not Going on a Cruise)

Somebody's about to open an envelope and see their name on what looks like an honest-to-goodness cruise booking confirmation, complete with a rainbow-splashed ship, a cheerful photo, and the unmistakable feeling that their week just got a lot more interesting. Slip it into a birthday card, drop it on a desk, or mail it anonymously and let the mystery build. However it arrives, the reaction is the same: confusion, then laughter, then someone demanding to know who's responsible.

Inside the mailer are two fake "boarding tickets," fully printed and ready for the big reveal, because half the fun is watching someone flip through the whole package like it's real before the joke clicks. It's playful, it's colorful, and it's built to be shared, the kind of prank that gets a genuine laugh rather than a groan, and often ends with the tickets taped to a fridge as a badge of honor.

It ships in a plain, unmarked outer wrap, so there's no spoiling the surprise before it's opened. Perfect for a birthday, a bachelor or bachelorette party, or just because someone in your life deserves a good-natured ribbing.

Specifications

  • Format: printed mailer envelope with 2 tickets included
  • Delivery: ships flat, ready to hand off or mail
  • Packaging: plain outer wrap, contents not visible from outside
  • Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99

All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.

Gay Cruise Prank Package with Tickets

Gay Cruise Prank Package with Tickets

Regular price $24.95
Sale price $24.95 Regular price $0.00
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