Funny Birthday Toilet Paper Roll
The one birthday gift that roasts them every single visit.
Cards get read once and forgotten in a drawer. This toilet paper does not let anyone off that easy. Printed edge to edge with a bold "Holy [poop emoji] You're [age]!" design, it turns an ordinary bathroom break into a recurring birthday joke that keeps landing for as long as the roll lasts. Pick the age that matches the big day and let the toilet paper do the roasting your friends are too polite to do themselves.
It is not just a novelty prop sitting uselessly on a shelf either - this is genuine, soft, fully functional 3-ply toilet paper that does its actual job while delivering the punchline. Swap it into the guest bathroom before a party, wrap it up as the world's cheapest and funniest present, or slide it into a white elephant exchange knowing it will get more laughs than anything else on the table. With 15 age designs available, there is a roll ready for practically every milestone worth mocking.
Specifications
- Ply: 3-ply
- Includes: 1 x printed toilet paper roll
- Available in 15 birthday age designs
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
Funny Birthday Toilet Paper Roll
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