It's Not Gay If TSA Tee
Airport security has been getting away with it for years and nobody has ever said a word. This shirt says the word. Wear it through the line and watch a hundred strangers read it, look away, and then read it again.
The Best Possible Thing To Wear In An Airport
Soft cotton blend, classic crew neck, short sleeves and a stick figure print that turns a two hour delay into a spectator sport. Pairs with jeans, shorts, or whatever you were going to be patted down in anyway.
A Conversation Starter You Cannot Control
Great for frequent flyers, vacation groups, and anyone who has ever been asked to step aside for additional screening and enjoyed it slightly too much.
Specifications
- Soft, breathable cotton blend built for all day wear
- Classic crew neck with short sleeves
- Multiple colors available
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
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