It's Not Gay If TSA Tee

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Airport security has been getting away with it for years and nobody has ever said a word. This shirt says the word. Wear it through the line and watch a hundred strangers read it, look away, and then read it again.

The Best Possible Thing To Wear In An Airport

Soft cotton blend, classic crew neck, short sleeves and a stick figure print that turns a two hour delay into a spectator sport. Pairs with jeans, shorts, or whatever you were going to be patted down in anyway.

A Conversation Starter You Cannot Control

Great for frequent flyers, vacation groups, and anyone who has ever been asked to step aside for additional screening and enjoyed it slightly too much.

Specifications

  • Soft, breathable cotton blend built for all day wear
  • Classic crew neck with short sleeves
  • Multiple colors available
  • Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99

All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.

Not Gay If Its TSA Tee

It's Not Gay If TSA Tee

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