Same Age As Old People Tee
One day you are the young one in the room. The next day somebody calls you sir and means it, your knee makes a noise going up the stairs, and you find yourself with strong opinions about mattresses. This shirt is for that exact moment of realization.
Funny Because It Is Happening To Them
Grandma, grandpa, the uncle who still says he could have gone pro. They will laugh, then go quiet, then wear it constantly. That is the correct reaction.
The Birthday Card You Can Wear
Milestone birthdays, retirement parties, Father's Day, Christmas, or any gathering where somebody has just complained about the music.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
Same Age As Old People Tee
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