Shaved My Balls For This Tee
Somebody went to a lot of trouble. There was a razor involved. There was a mirror, an awkward angle and at least one moment of genuine regret. And then nothing happened. This shirt is the receipt for that effort, printed large enough that nobody has to ask.
Wear It Where It Will Do The Most Damage
Family barbecue. Office casual Friday. Your partner's work party where you promised to behave. It reads clear across a parking lot, which means the joke lands before you have to say a word, and by then it is far too late for anyone to stop it.
A Gift With No Take Backs
Buy it for the friend who overshares, the brother who peaked in 2011, or the groom on his last weekend of freedom. Nobody has ever opened this one quietly.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
Shaved My Balls For This Tee
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