This Guy Loves To Fart Tee
There is a man in every family who treats a closed car door as an opportunity. He has never once apologized. He announces them. He rates them. This shirt saves him the trouble of explaining himself at parties.
An Honest Introduction
Big print, easy to read from across the room, and about as subtle as the man wearing it. It celebrates the universal language of funny noises, which is the only language he is truly fluent in.
The Safest Gift You Will Ever Buy Him
Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or a Tuesday when he has earned it. He will wear it to a wedding. Do not test him.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
This Guy Loves To Fart Tee
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