To Do List Your Mom Tee
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The oldest joke in the book, printed on the back so it lands after you have already walked past. A clean, tidy to do list. One item on it. Already crossed off.
The Punchline Is Behind You
Front looks innocent enough. Back does the damage. It is the shirt equivalent of leaving the room before anyone can respond, and it works every single time.
Built For Group Chats And Family Dinners
Birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or any occasion where somebody needs taking down a peg in front of witnesses.
Specifications
- Design printed on the back of the shirt
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.