Toilet Golf Putting Green Set
Because Every Bathroom Needs a Back Nine
Somewhere along the way, someone realized that a lot of great putting practice happens sitting on the toilet scrolling their phone - and decided to do something about it. This toilet golf set drapes a full 3D-printed mini putting green right over the tank, complete with a real cup, a flag, and a scaled-down putter, turning every bathroom break into a chance to work on the short game.
It's a gag gift first and foremost - the kind of thing that gets an actual laugh when it's unwrapped at a white elephant swap or slipped into a golf-loving dad's stocking - but it also holds up as a legitimately fun way to sharpen your putting stroke between rounds. The green fits neatly around most standard toilet tanks without taking over the whole bathroom, and the putter is sized for real, satisfying practice swings, not just a toy that looks the part.
Whether it ends up as a permanent fixture for the golf obsessive in your life or a one-time party gag that steals the show, it's guaranteed to be the most talked-about thing in the bathroom - which, admittedly, is a low bar, but this clears it easily.
Specifications
- Putting green size: approximately 31.1 x 26.77 in
- Putter length: approximately 25.19 in
- Includes: 1 x putting green, 1 x putter, 1 x cup with flag, 2 x golf balls
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
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