Welcome To The Shitshow Tee
Every group has one. The friend who books the venue, herds the stragglers, holds the bags, and watches the whole thing come apart in real time with a drink in each hand. This is their uniform. Consider it a warning label for the evening ahead.
Built For Nights That Go Sideways
Bachelorette parties, girls nights out, Sunday brunch that turns into Sunday everything. It works at the start of the night as a promise and at the end of the night as an explanation.
Say It Before They Find Out
Some people ease their friends into the chaos. This shirt puts it on the door. Honest, loud, and impossible to argue with once the night proves it right.
Specifications
- Lightweight classic fit, solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are cotton blends
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Printed and shipped from the USA
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Shipping Information: FREE delivery on all orders over $99
All sales final. We have your money and that chapter is closed. You clicked buy on a store called FartMart, so there are no change of mind returns and no exchanges, on anything. If the box arrives empty, smashed or holding somebody else's joke, email Gasman@FartMart.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it, or refund it if we cannot. "It smells like shit" is not a defect. That is the product.
Welcome To The Shitshow Tee
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