Funny Wear

Say it on your chest so you do not have to say it out loud. Printed tees for people who gave up on being taken seriously at family gatherings some time ago. Soft cotton, loud opinions and absolutely no way to explain yourself at the school gate.

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Same Age As Old People Tee
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Same Age As Old People Tee

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One day you are the young one in the room. The next day somebody calls...
To Do List Your Mom Tee
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To Do List Your Mom Tee

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The oldest joke in the book, printed on the back so it lands after you...
Not Gay If Its TSA Tee
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It's Not Gay If TSA Tee

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Airport security has been getting away with it for years and nobody has ever said...
Im Lovin It Parody Tee
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Fast Food Butt Cheeks Tee

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Two big yellow arches. Except they are not arches. Somebody looked at the most recognized...
Lemmon 714 Retro Rave Tee
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Lemmon 714 Retro Pill Tee

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A straight steal from the golden era of very questionable decisions. The big white 714...
Ray Of Fcking Sunshine Tee
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Ray Of Fcking Sunshine Tee

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Relentlessly positive. Aggressively cheerful. Absolutely not to be spoken to before the second coffee. This...
Welcome To The Shitshow Tee
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Welcome To The Shitshow Tee

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Every group has one. The friend who books the venue, herds the stragglers, holds the...
Shaved My Balls Tee
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Shaved My Balls For This Tee

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Somebody went to a lot of trouble. There was a razor involved. There was a...
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Certified Fart Master Tee

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Decades Of Training, One Very Specific Skill A small, ancient, green-skinned master in brown robes...
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FartMart Gas Station Tee

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Full Service, No Waiting A caped superhero in blue and red leans casually against a...
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Professional Farter Licensed Gas Engineer Tee

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Credentials Nobody Asked To See A laminated ID badge hanging from a lanyard, complete with...
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FartMart Fart Association Crest Tee

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Membership Is Automatic, You Just Have To Admit It A full ceremonial crest. Gold laurel...
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