Funny Wear

Say it on your chest so you do not have to say it out loud. Printed tees for people who gave up on being taken seriously at family gatherings some time ago. Soft cotton, loud opinions and absolutely no way to explain yourself at the school gate.

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Welcome To The Shitshow Tee
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Welcome To The Shitshow Tee

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Every group has one. The friend who books the venue, herds the stragglers, holds the...
Shaved My Balls Tee
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Shaved My Balls For This Tee

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Somebody went to a lot of trouble. There was a razor involved. There was a...
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Certified Fart Master Tee

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Decades Of Training, One Very Specific Skill A small, ancient, green-skinned master in brown robes...
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FartMart Gas Station Tee

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Full Service, No Waiting A caped superhero in blue and red leans casually against a...
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Professional Farter Licensed Gas Engineer Tee

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Credentials Nobody Asked To See A laminated ID badge hanging from a lanyard, complete with...
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FartMart Fart Association Crest Tee

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Membership Is Automatic, You Just Have To Admit It A full ceremonial crest. Gold laurel...
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Sassy And Gassy Flamingo Tee

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Pink On The Outside, Absolute Chaos Inside A flamingo in black sunglasses, standing on one...
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Sometimes I Just Be Fartin' Penguin Tee

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No Reason, No Warning, No Apology A penguin in a FARTMART cap and blue mirrored...
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Official Old Fart Legend Tee

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Retired From Work, Not From This A silver-moustached gentleman in a LEGEND cap and sunglasses,...
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Queen Of Farts Throne Tee

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Long May She Reign, Open A Window Gold crown, purple gown, red velvet throne, and...
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Squat Now Fart Later Gym Tee

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Leg Day Has Consequences A cartoon lifter in a red bandana, sunglasses on, deep in...
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This Guy Loves To Fart Flexing Tee

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He Is Not Hiding It, He Is Flexing About It Double biceps pose, sunglasses on,...
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