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This is where new stock lands the moment it clears the door. Worth checking often, because the shelf moves and what is sitting here this week is somebody's regrettable purchase by the next. Get in early and be the first person you know to own one.

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Welcome To The Shitshow Tee
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Welcome To The Shitshow Tee

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Every group has one. The friend who books the venue, herds the stragglers, holds the...
Shaved My Balls Tee
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Shaved My Balls For This Tee

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Somebody went to a lot of trouble. There was a razor involved. There was a...
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FartMart Fart Association Crest Tee

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Membership Is Automatic, You Just Have To Admit It A full ceremonial crest. Gold laurel...
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FartMart Gas Station Tee

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Full Service, No Waiting A caped superhero in blue and red leans casually against a...
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Professional Farter Licensed Gas Engineer Tee

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Credentials Nobody Asked To See A laminated ID badge hanging from a lanyard, complete with...
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Dad The Man The Myth The Fart Machine Tee

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Every Family Has One, Yours Is Wearing This A large bear in a blue shirt,...
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Certified Fart Master Tee

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Decades Of Training, One Very Specific Skill A small, ancient, green-skinned master in brown robes...
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Official Old Fart Legend Tee

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Retired From Work, Not From This A silver-moustached gentleman in a LEGEND cap and sunglasses,...
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I Put The Art In Fart Painter Tee

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Some Of Us Are Simply Born Gifted A gentle-looking painter with a very large perm...
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Sassy And Gassy Flamingo Tee

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Pink On The Outside, Absolute Chaos Inside A flamingo in black sunglasses, standing on one...
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This Guy Loves To Fart Flexing Tee

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He Is Not Hiding It, He Is Flexing About It Double biceps pose, sunglasses on,...
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Talk Behind Your Back Donkey Tee

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The Only Comeback That Always Lands A donkey in sunglasses, standing there completely unbothered, firing...
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