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This is where new stock lands the moment it clears the door. Worth checking often, because the shelf moves and what is sitting here this week is somebody's regrettable purchase by the next. Get in early and be the first person you know to own one.

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Certified Fart Master Tee

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Decades Of Training, One Very Specific Skill A small, ancient, green-skinned master in brown robes...
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Official Old Fart Legend Tee

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Retired From Work, Not From This A silver-moustached gentleman in a LEGEND cap and sunglasses,...
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I Put The Art In Fart Painter Tee

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Some Of Us Are Simply Born Gifted A gentle-looking painter with a very large perm...
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Sassy And Gassy Flamingo Tee

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Pink On The Outside, Absolute Chaos Inside A flamingo in black sunglasses, standing on one...
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This Guy Loves To Fart Flexing Tee

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He Is Not Hiding It, He Is Flexing About It Double biceps pose, sunglasses on,...
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Talk Behind Your Back Donkey Tee

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The Only Comeback That Always Lands A donkey in sunglasses, standing there completely unbothered, firing...
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Certified Public Tooter Gas Mask Tee

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Fully Licensed, Absolutely Unwelcome A circular badge with a figure in a full military gas...
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Queen Of Farts Throne Tee

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Long May She Reign, Open A Window Gold crown, purple gown, red velvet throne, and...
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Sometimes I Just Be Fartin' Penguin Tee

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No Reason, No Warning, No Apology A penguin in a FARTMART cap and blue mirrored...
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Squat Now Fart Later Gym Tee

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Leg Day Has Consequences A cartoon lifter in a red bandana, sunglasses on, deep in...
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I Whisper In My Pants Ninja Tee

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Silent, Deadly, Extremely Well Trained A ninja in full black, crouched low in a fighting...
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World's Greatest Farter Trophy Tee

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Somebody Had To Win It A gold trophy, a laurel wreath, a number one, and...
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