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This is where new stock lands the moment it clears the door. Worth checking often, because the shelf moves and what is sitting here this week is somebody's regrettable purchase by the next. Get in early and be the first person you know to own one.

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Certified Public Tooter Gas Mask Tee

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Fully Licensed, Absolutely Unwelcome A circular badge with a figure in a full military gas...
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Queen Of Farts Throne Tee

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Long May She Reign, Open A Window Gold crown, purple gown, red velvet throne, and...
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Sometimes I Just Be Fartin' Penguin Tee

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No Reason, No Warning, No Apology A penguin in a FARTMART cap and blue mirrored...
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Squat Now Fart Later Gym Tee

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Leg Day Has Consequences A cartoon lifter in a red bandana, sunglasses on, deep in...
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I Whisper In My Pants Ninja Tee

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Silent, Deadly, Extremely Well Trained A ninja in full black, crouched low in a fighting...
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World's Greatest Farter Trophy Tee

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Somebody Had To Win It A gold trophy, a laurel wreath, a number one, and...
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Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily Cat Tee

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A Formal Warning To Everyone Behind You The cat on this shirt has just been...
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Fart Loading 78 Percent Tee

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Please Wait, Do Not Close This Window A progress bar frozen at 78 percent, glowing...
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This Girl Loves To Fart Unicorn Tee

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Magical, Majestic, Absolutely Rancid Unicorns are supposed to be delicate creatures who leave trails of...
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Never Trust A Fart Superhero Tee

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The Hero Who Learned The Hard Way Here is a grown man in a cape...
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Flying Poop Finger Slingshots 12-Pack

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Weaponized Nonsense, Now in a 12-Pack Stretch it back, aim at a wall, a door,...
Gay Cruise Prank Package with Tickets
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Gay Cruise Prank Package with Tickets

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Congratulations, You're Going on a Cruise (You Are Not Going on a Cruise) Somebody's about...
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